Round 'n round we go
The only thing that Tony Stark loves more than himself is food.
(Source: iwantcupcakes, via julietblackwidow)
Oh God Tumblr, you have obviously decided to SLAY me this morning. *dies some more*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Source: blueberryshepard)
Dan talking about the ruse on the paparazzi outside the Equus theater.
The Art Of Trolling by Daniel Radcliffe.
Natasha and Clint have never really had a home. Sure, they had a place to stay, but it was usually just a room in the headquarters of whatever agency they happened to be working for at the time. Sometimes there was a hotel room on assignments, but nothing fancy and certainly nothing with any…
Goofy, Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse’s cameo in The Little Mermaid
Proof kingdom hearts actually happened
omg
Proof kingdom hearts actually happened
Proof kingdom hearts actually happened
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Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
Me: LOKI?
Teacher: Pardon?
Me: The God of Mischief.
Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
Me: I don't have it.
Teacher: What?
Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
Me: How's your coffee?
Teacher: What?
Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
Teacher: I don't-
Me: There's no gas in the tank.
Teacher: What-
Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
Me: LOKI'D.
Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
Teacher: Preferably several someones?
Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
Teacher: Restrain her.
Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
Teacher: What even.
Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.
i hate when people are like “only dogs can give u love and affection cats are cold and elusive” like okay dog person if you had ever actually owned a cat you would know they are the neediest fucking creatures on the planet
cats will literally sit on your head until you pay attention to them
Comic book Loki & Tom Hiddleston’s Loki - requested by queenloki-x
jesus h christ 1000 notes really
I like Hiddleston’s version better. I tried with the other marvel Loki’s. The only versin of Loki I like better than Hiddleston’s is the Norse.
